The always funny Onion News (if you’re not watching SportsDome on Comedy Central you’re missing out) takes a look at Madden 12 and its new feature that will bring the realism of concussions to your living room. The new device will “simulate Sunday’s biggest hits by firing pistons directly into players’ skulls”. This is great but c’mon Onion, wired controllers? This is what Kinect was created for!